This is where the little human being starts to realise his true potential in resisting gravity. He is sure that one beautiful morning those wobbly legs are going to support his body in a vertical position. And that moment, he tells himself, may now be at hand. He fills his tiny lungs with oxygen, then abruptly breaths out. An inner pressure in the lower body requires release first. Despite a definite fast-developing and unpleasantly filthy sensation under the diaper, the prospect of success lures the baby into applying every single drop of muscle strength to raise the top of his head higher than ever before. Now, suddenly, it's all a matter of straightening out the knees! With supreme effort, the chubby thighs tighten to accomplish that very goal. The head is up! The arms flail slightly for a moment until balance is regained. This new beginning brings a victorious smirk on his plump face. He opens the straps of the diapers with a single deliberate tug, revealing some ugly matter to the world.

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