Confessions of an Academic Pseudo-Giraffe
Isn't it nice to write in italics sometimes? Everything you say suddenly seems so much more emphatic. It is almost impossible to read italics really fast because these slanted letters create in readers an inner voice that is always telling them they might miss something important unless they slow down.
But if you do it too much it stops working! THEN, THE NEXT TIME YOU CRY WOLF NOBODY WILL LISTEN TO YOU ANY MORE!