Once upon a time there were Three Bears. There was a Great Huge Bear, a Middle-Sized Bear, and a Little Small Wee Bear. The Bears lived in a nice house in the middle of an enormous forest. The forest provided them all they needed. Life was simple and good.
One bright morning, while the Bears were taking a walk in the bush, a Girl named Goldilocks materialised out of thin air, broke into the house, and exercised her multi-tasking skills by eating a bowl of porridge, breaking a chair, and taking a nap simultaneously. She did not bother to wait for the bears to come back home before taking off, since she had done a lot of research on her victims beforehand with her wirelessly connected laptop and her 20x optical zoom digital camera. She knew everything worth knowing about the Bears without having to listen to their complaints on her use of their facilities, and besides she was parked in a tricky spot and late for lunch for which she had a table reservation in the coolest place around.
The Bears saw the empty bowl of porridge. They examined the broken chair and the bed that had a slight dent in the middle and a few golden hairs around the edges. The Little Small Wee Bear started to cry. The Middle-Sized Bear got terribly angry. The Great Huge Bear sank into severe depression. Their lives never returned to normal.