Well, we all know how dangerous Asian (especially Chinese) women are. If you don't, watch some movies. Here is a true story from the "Crazy, Crazy Kampala" section of last Saturday's paper. I wonder if the cool heroine is one of the little waitresses who work in local Chinese restaurants.

Deadly kungfu for the thief

By Herbert Masaba

It might have gone down into records as a costly preparation for the
resurrection of Christ.
A man only identified as Siraji sustained a broken arm on Easter eve
as he attempted to pick-pocket a Chinese lady in Kisekka market.
The lady was haggling over the price of loud speakers for her Surf
vehicle when Siraji emerged at the door and stood close.
He immediately dipped two fingers into the hind pockets of her jeans,
but she at once realised the "unwelcome hand" and acted swiftly like a
cat. She jumped high and executed a well calculated round-kick that
caught Siraji squarely in the face and sent him reeling onto the mega
loud speakers. Without giving him time to counter-attack, she hastily
held Siraji by the arm and broke it at the joint using her right knee.
As on-lookers applauded her, the Chinese lady was not moved. She
humbly proceeded to purchase the speakers after which she hurled
sh20,000 at Siraji who was by now moaning, "Omukazi amenyede ddala
omukono," (The woman has broken my arm.) She then cruised off to town.
Siraji could not believe what had just happened to him.
He picked the money and disappeared while moaning. The owner of the
spare parts shop too was perplexed and wondered loudly, "Ehh nga that
woman is sympathetic. She has even left him money to treat himself so
that he returns to continue terrorising us!" 11:19