I feel morally obligated to provide this link for three reasons:

1. Because someone has to make an effort to reduce the sales of crap. As The Absolute Law Concerning Popular Music and Market Economy stipulates, roughly ninety-five per cent of all albums released are crap.
2. Because, for those of you who don't usually listen to anything this metallic, it's still not too late to be reborn.
3. Because they still feed us lies from the tablecloth.

P.S. Keep the volume on, preferably fairly high. 00:11