“All the statements [Museveni] has made in the affidavit about me … are false, derogatory, insulting, exaggerations, malicious, abusive and derisive”.

Dr. Kizza Besigye, who has filed a petition to nullify election results because of rigging.

“We are not going to say how many they are since we are Africans. In Africa we do not count children, but their numbers are known to those who take care of them.”

Ms. Hope Mwesigye comments on how many lawyers Museveni has working in his legal team.

“I voted three times at Lubiri … and two times at Kasari … and on all occasions the ballot paper handed to me was already ticked in favour of candidate Museveni”.

Allan Barigye, an army soldier, describes how the president got re-elected.

“They can think I am stupid but I know what I’m doing”.

President Museveni on his critics.

“They probably escaped due to agitation”.

Commissioner General of Prisons Johnson Byabashaija comments on the Feb. 25 escape of 464 inmates from Arua and Adjumani prisons. The prisoners ran away after the guards had joined celebrations for the NRM election victory.

“Did you want that boxer to punch me again? … I will always run away when I see him”.

MP-elect Erias Lukwago explains why he fled from the radio talk show where he was supposed to discuss election violence with another Kampala politician, former boxer Godfrey Nyakana.

“They seem to be in their own world”.

Mr. Nelson Chelimo’s observation on the psychology of cattle-raiding warriors armed with illegal assault rifles. 10:00